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OMAKE *FANGIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN*
This session is just for random silliness centered around kyo/Tohru and other furuba characters.
If you'd like to send quizzes, skit parodies or whatever off color kyoru-centric goodies please e-mail me (fanboys contributions are welcome ^_~)
players: Kyo, tooru, yuki, shigure, ayame, hatori,and kyoru fangirls
ACT I
Nicki: I know I wouldn't mind seeing kyoru omake- why? Cuz we're
funny as hell
and I want others to KNOW IT DAMNIT!!! Oh wait.. that's a little
on the egotistical side isn't it?
Ayame : You can't HELP how great you are Nicki. Neither can Rose,
Stella, Roja, Mona and all you other beautiful people on this
Kyoru Mailing List... heck even Kyonkichi is beautiful!
Kyou : DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!!!!!
Rose : Aww Kyonkichi don't be like that!
Nicki : Yeah come on Kyon-Kyon, Aya-nii was just giving you a
compliment!
Kyou : Oh....my....good....GOD. First you all want me naked
all the time -
Stella : Speaking of, why do you have clothing on? Come here
and let me relieve you of those. *moves forward*
Kyou : HENTAI!! *pushes Stella away* First you go all hentai,
now you insist on using dumbass nicknames for me..WHY!? WHY MUST
YOU TORMENT ME SO!?!?!? You're almost as bad as Akito!
Akito : *snaps whip* no one will ever be as bad as I am...
Mona : Back up Akito...Kyou - you know they say you always hurt
and tease the ones you love..
Kyou : Then you all must love me more than anyone else in the
world.
Fangirls: HELL YEAH now get naked! :D
ACT II
Rose: Ack, okay, I wrote a lemon... Er, just for the heck of it.
And, well, this is the lemon ML.... So, ummm... I thought I'd post
it here?
It's Kyoru. So, if you don't like the pairing, don't feel obligated
to read it. Ummmm, think that covers everything.
Oh! I don't own the characters, I just put them in these predicaments
and like to torture them a whole lot.
There are some spoilers for episode 26 contained, just FYI.
Thanks for reading it!!! (although you're doing so at your own peril
- I don't claim to be able to write GOOD lemons....)
AN: A special thank you to Stella, as always (even when I forget
to mention it sometimes), for beta-ing my drivel. *hug*
This is a lemon set during the night of episode 26 of the anime
series. (So, um, some spoilers) Er, maybe this was why Kyo was so
energetic the next morning?
Shigure: You’re energetic this morning.
Kyo: *thinking* I scored last night, that’s why.
Shigure: And my, Tohru, you’re looking even more radiant than usual. Hmmmmm…. I think something is up.
Kyo: *blushing* What the hell are you insinuating, you pervert?
Tohru: *red as a beet* Is-Is anyone hungry? I could make, um, breakfast for everyone else.
Yuki: What do you mean ‘for everyone else’?
Tohru: Ummmm…. *in small voice* Kyo’s already had breakfast…. *eyes swirling* in bed...
Shigure: You dog.
Yuki: You dishonorable cat!
Tohru: So much for keeping it a secret. *faints*
ACT III
Deja vu by Meg-chan *a fangirl take on tooru's questionable virgin status and kyo doesn't seem to happy about it* :P
Kyou sighed as he lay back on the roof. His fights with Yuuki were usually a mere exchange of punches, kicks, and the occasional “baka neko” or “kuso nezumi”. But today had been different…much different. Yuuki had hit a nerve that the red head thought was untouchable. Were the cat jyuunishi’s feelings for Tohru that obvious? Kyou’s ear twitched as he heard the light thump-thumping of someone climbing up onto his roof, his sanctuary.
“Kyou-kun, you didn’t eat dinner,” a soft voice
greeted Kyou’s sensitive ears. When the brunette’s only
reply was a curt shrug from Kyou, she crawled forward and sat next
to him.
“Kuso nezumi,” Kyou cursed under his breath. Tohru smiled
sweetly at Kyou and brushed some stray hair from his face, but upon
realizing her sudden closeness to the red head, Tohru pulled her
hand away suddenly. But, before she could pull her hand out of Kyou’s
immediate reach, the boy grabbed her by the wrist. This was as good
a time as any…
“Tohru, I-I…I love you!” Kyou managed to blurt
out. Tohru’s eyes widened in surprise before she smiled sweetly
down at Kyou.
“I love you too, Kyou-kun,” Tohru replied. Kyou sat
up and looked Tohru in the eyes before kissing her passionately.
Tohru closed her eyes and kissed Kyou back with an expertise that
the cat jyuunishi would not have guessed she had. Shrugging off
whatever thoughts and doubts he had about Tohru’s innocent
purity, Kyo pulled Tohru as close as he could without transforming.
Tohru soon took charge and stradled a very surprised Kyou.
“What the? The Tohru I know would NEVER do this!” Kyou
exclaimed. Tohru got off of Kyou and sighed in defeat.
“Budget cuts,” the brunette replied with a sigh.
“Budget what?” Kyou asked, confused about the whole
situation. Tohru turned to face Kyou.
“Well, after some sicko fanfic writer writes a lemon featuring
me, I get replaced with a new, shiny, virgin Tohru. But there’s
been so many lately that the factory can’t keep up. So I’ve
been around for quite a few lemons…” Tohru replied nervously.
No one had figured her out until now and she was slightly embarassed
about it.
“So, who have you been with…?” Kyou asked, not
sure that he even wanted to know. Tohru thought for a moment.
“Well, I’ve been with Yuuki a few times, Shigure, a
TON of times with Hatori, Ayame, Akito, Haru, and there was this
weird one with Momiji, Kagura, Hiro, Kisa and I all at ONCE! Oh!
And there was that really, really kinky one with Ritsu…”
Tohru replied, counting off each different person.
“So you basically had sex with my ENTIRE FAMILY!?” Kyou
asked, suddenly becoming a little miffed that he’d been left
out of this. And Kagura was in on it too? Who were these sick writers?!?!?!?!
The next morning, Kyou walked down the stairs to the kitchen.
There, the grumpy jyuunishi came face to face with a smiling Shigure.
“I’m guessing you discovered fanfiction.net’s
new secret weapon against the Sohma Sex Drive, or SSD for short,”
Shigure greeted cheerfully. Kyou replied by throwing a plate of
eggs at his older cousin’s head.